A couple of gin "shadow" martinis and a good cigar should help ease the pain.
Get well soon... (Been there, done that with bad / damaged knees in 1989 and 2001)
A "shadow martini" consists of a glass of one's favorite gin, and then just let the shadow of the vermouth bottle fall upon the gin.
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for us philistines, could that work with Stolichnaya Elit as well?
Doc - time to investigate a chair lift, and maybe an ensuite 2 piece for your office - or maybe just an empty gin bottle and open window?